WELCOME TO SPLATS PLANET
THE
SPLATS
STORY BOOK
Starring
Pirate the bad
Robot
Tiger
Monkey
Princess Fabulous
Witchy witch
Robin Hood
Sherlock Bones
Instructions
Welcome to the Splats story book. We hope you enjoy our stories. They are designed so you can act them out with your friends and family and put on a play.
They can be performed with 2 – 8 or more people. If it says 2 to 6 it means it is possible to perform it with 2 but you will need to play lots of parts.
This means music you can play. If you go to Splats planet we have a playlist of music for every story
Technician: this person can play the music, pass the actors props
Props: these are just suggestions but if you can't find them then mime the objects
Rehearse the play a few times before performing and add any ideas of characters of your own
Contents
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The Robots Party (2 - 4)
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The Tiger that stopped the fun (4)
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The Treasure hunt (4)
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The Case of the missing cake (2 - 5)
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Princess Fabulous (2 - 5)
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My Sisters a witch (2 - 4)
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Robin Hood and the Naughty King (8)
All these stories can be added to if you want to put more characters in
You can also adapt them so they can be acted out with less people.
THE ROBOTS PARTY
Cast: Girl, Robot, Pirate, Princess
Music:
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Girl
Wow a Robot for my Birthday thanks Mum
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Robot
Hello I am, a Robot
I am here to serve you.
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Girl
Can you get me some chocolate biscuits
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Robot
Affirmative
Girl: Wow
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Girl
Can you tidy my bedroom please?
Robot: Affirmative
Girl
This is great
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Girl
Can you do my homework?
Robot: Affirmative
Really hard sums - completed
Very difficult Spelling completed
Story about holiday: Completed
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Girl
Can you organize my party
Robot: Affirmative
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Robot
Bleep Bleep - Cake ordered.
Bleep Bleep - Decorations ordered.
Bleep Bleep - presents wrapped
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Robot
Bleep Bleep invitations sent
Party to commence in 30 minutes human time
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Ding dong
Girl
Hello welcome to my party who are you
Pirate: Aaargh - Pirate Bad the Bad
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Pirate
Aarrgh - chocolate biscuits and salt and vinegar crisps - thats fine booty aaargh. That belongs to me now Aaargh
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Girl
But thats for everyone else
Ding dong
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Girl
Hello welcome to my party who are you
Robin Hood Sings:
Robin Hood riding through the glen
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Robin Hood
Robin Hood Robin Hood and his merry men
Girl
Oh eerr well come in would you like some cake
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Robin Hood
I steal from the rich to give to the poor. Robin Hood Robin Hood Robin Hood
Girl: But what about my other guests
He takes all the cake and leaves
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Girl: Hello welcome to my party who are you
Princess Fabulous
I am Princes Fabulous and you look just fabulous darling
Oh er thankyou
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Princess Fabulous
Oh look at those lovely trainers
Girl
Yes they are my birthday present
Princess Fabulous
It fits It fits – I shall go to the ball
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Girl
But my mum gave them to me
Robot
What is your command
Girl/Boy
Go and have a shower
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THE TIGER THAT STOPPED THE FUN
Cast: Witch,Tiger, Robin Hood, Sherlock Bones
Music:
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The Witch, Robin Hood, Sherlock Bones and The Pirate are all playing a game of catch when the tiger jumps out
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Tiger: Grrrrrrrrr
Stop your silly games at once or I'll give you all a tiger scare
Grrrrrrrr
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Everyone runs off
Tiger:
Grrrrr I'm the best - Grrrrrrr
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Robin Hood
Hang on I'm not going to be bullied - I'm Robin hood , I'm not scared of anyone.
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Robin Hood
Tiger let me see if you can fire a bow and arrow as well as me
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He fires an imaginary arrow over the audiences head and everyone goes
All
WOW!
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All
Robin Hood, Robin Hood
He's so good, He's so good
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The tiger then tries the bow and arrow but can't pick it up
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Tiger: Bah my claws and paws get in the way Grrr i hate bows and arrows it's a stupid game
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Pirate: Aaaaaarggghhh - I've got a quiz for you
Tiger
Grrrrrrr, But I'm no good at quizzes
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Pirate:
Why are pirates called pirates
Tiger
Grrrr I don't know Grrrr why are pirates called pirates
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Pirate
Cos they arrrghh
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All
Pirate Pirate he's so bad
He's as funny as my Dad
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Witch
I'm sorry tiger but you've been so naughty I'm going to have to turn you into a Frog
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Tiger
Grrrrr Ribbit Grrrrr Ribbit Grrrrr Ribbit
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Witch: or maybe a sheep
Tiger
Baaa Grrrrrr Baaa Grrrrrr Baaa Grrrrrr
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Witch: or perhaps a chicken
Tiger
Cluck Cluck Grrrr Cluck Cluck Grrrr
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Witch: Unless of course you say sorry
Tiger
Grrr I'm sorry cluck Grrr sorry cluck
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All
Witchy witch she is the best
She is better than the rest
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Tiger
Grrr I'm sorry I stopped your games but I'm no good at any of them
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Sherlock Bones: Hmmm
a tiger Low in confidence
Stripy - Wants to join in games
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All
Whisper Whisper Whisper
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Sherlock Bones
Now who would like a nice game of Hide and Seek which stripy animals are very good at
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Tiger
Oh goody i love hide and seek can I hide first please please please
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Tiger hides
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Tiger Tiger we won't peek
You are the best at Hide and seek
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THE TREASURE HUNT
Cast: Robot, Pirate, Princess, Monkey
Music:
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Pirate
Arrrgh
There is treasure in this old house
I need a crew - arrrrgh
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Princess
I’ll come it will be fabulous
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Monkey
OOhh OOOh OOOH bananas OOOh OOOH
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Robot
bleep bleep robot on board captain
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Pirate
Off we sail for seven days and seven nights
Across fabulous lands
Land ahoy
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Robot
Bleep Bleep – game to play. Game to play
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Pirate: Aarrrghhh A video game Robot Treasure me thinks
Robot
Bleep Bleep – I win I win I win
Blast it got me
new life bleep bleep I win
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Princess
Bye Bye Robot – it's been fabulous
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Pirate: Setting sail me hearties
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Pirate: Land ahoy
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Pirate: Arrgh a bowl full of bananas
Monkey treasure me thinks me hearties
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Monkey: OOhh OOOh OOOH bananas OOOh OOOH
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Princess; Bye bye monkey its been a fabulous trip
Monkey
OOOh OOOh bananas
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Pirate
Setting sails for lands a new me hearties
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Pirate:
Land ahoy
I spies shoes Princess treasure me thinks
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Princess
Look at all these shoes – how fabulous
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Pirate: Off I set for lands a new Aharrrghhhh
I spies a land
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Pirate: Arrrrrgh chocolates, sweets and cakes Pirate treasure me thinks
Arrrrghh fine booty
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THE CASE OF THE MISSING CAKE
Cast: Mum, Girl, Sherlock Bones, Princess Fabulous, Robin Hood
Music:
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Children all sitting around eating a cake when Mum says
Who has eaten all the cake
They all hide apart from the boy
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Boy
It wasn't me - I think this is a case for Sherlock Bones
leaves and come back in as
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Sherlock Bones
I hear a cake has gone missing
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Mum/Dad
Yes
Sherlock Bones
Can you describe the cake madam
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Mum/Dad
Well it was a Strawberry cake with chocolate, cream and sprinkly bits on.
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Sherlock Bones
Hmmmm sprinkly bits you say. Many colours, red, gold, greens and blue I deduce let me call in the suspects
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Sherlock Bones
Ahh Princess Fabulous I presume. Can you tell me anything you know about a missing cake
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Princess
I don't eat cakes darling there far too fattening
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Princess: I do love your hat dear its just fabulous. I have to go I have a ball to attend to its going to be fabulous
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Sherlock Bones
Taking notes - doesn't eat cake - I see
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Robot
Negative I just eat oil Need oil Need oil or butter or margarine
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Robot
Where is the fridge where is the fridge
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Sherlock Bones
Next suspect please - Aha Robin hood I presume. Do you know about a missing cake
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Robin Hood
I was busy saving a village this afternoon and anyway I don't like Strawberries
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Sherlock Bones
Aha how did you know it was a Strawberry cake I didn't mention that
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Robin Hood
But I Oh ok you got me. I ate it - I ate it all myself but it looked so nice and I love cream and I live in the forest and there's no cake there
I'm really sorry
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Sherlock Bones
Once again Sherlock Bones solves the case.
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Mum
Now then anyone for a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake - Mr Hood you can join us
Robin hood
Oh goody
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PRINCESS FABULOUS
Cast: Princess, Robin Hood, Pirate, Robot, Witch
Music:
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Princess
I want a Prince
But not just a normal Prince
I want a fabulous Prince
Lets hold some interviews
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Princess
What do you do Mr Robin of Hood
Robin Hood
Well i steal from the rich and give to the poor
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Princess
Oh that won't do darling I'm fabulously rich and although you do look fabulous in Green it clashes terribly with pink
You may go - NEXT
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Pirate
Arrgh I can get you gold arrgh
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Princess
Yes darling and the patch is fabulous but those teeth. Here is the card of my dentist he's fabulous
Next
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Robot
I am here to serve you
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Princess
Yes darling but metal is so last year
But I do love the way it shines. It's fabulous Next
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Monkey
Ooh Ooh Bananas
Ooh Ooh Bananas
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Princess
You are very sweet darling and bananas are fabulously healthy but you really shouldn't speak with your mouthful
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Princess
Next
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Princess
Ah Mrs Witch
Mrs Witch I need a spell that will find me the perfect Prince
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Witch
Witchy Doo and Witchy Dear
Make the perfect Prince appear
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Tiger
Grrrr – I'm the best Grrr
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Princess
This is my perfect Prince?
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Witch
Sorry wrong spell – I thought you said purrrfect
Heeee heeee heee
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Tiger
Grrrr – purrr – Grrrr – purrr
Princess
Well I do love your stripes
They match my lovely eyes
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Princess
Would you like a saucer of milk
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Tiger
Grrrr Purrrfect
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MY SISTERS A WITCH
Cast: Boy, Witch, Mum, Monkey
Music:
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Witch
Fire and smoke and Hubble Bubble
Make my brother get in trouble
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Mum/Dad
Have you been walking in the house with muddy shoes again?
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Boy
It’s a spell. I tell you my sisters a witch
Mum/Dad
Don’t be silly
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Witch
Hubble Bubble smoke and flame
Make my brother get the blame
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Mum/Dad
Who ate all the crisps was it you?
Boy
No it wasn’t I only ate a few I tell you she’s a witch
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Mum/Dad
Don’t say silly things go up to your bedroom
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Witch
Hubble bubble fun and funky
Turn my brother into a monkey
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Mum/Dad
Why haven’t you tidied your bedroom like I asked
Boy
She turned me into a monkey - she did
Mum/Dad:Oh I give up
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Witch
Hubble Bubble worms and dirt
Do all of my maths homework
Witch
Blast why can’t I do that spell
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ROBIN HOOD AND THE NAUGHTY KING
Cast: King, Robin Hood, Witch, Robot, Pirate,Princess, Sherlock Bones, Tiger, Monkey
Music:
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KING
I'm bored bored, bored, bored what shall I do today. I know an important speech
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KING
This is the King of England
All chocolates and sweets and paints and coloring stuff and presents are banned and must all be bought to the place straight away.
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Robin Hood
Merry men, well Witches, Robots, Princesses, Monkeys, Tigers, Pirates and Sherlock Bones we are needed
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Robin Hood: The King has banned everything and taken all our toys. We are not going to stand for this are we.
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All:
Down with the King Down with King
He is Silly we all sing
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Robin Hood
Lets march to the palace
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All
Knock, Knock, Knock
KING
I'm not in - go away
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All: Yes you are you just talked
KING: Aah. Well go away I'm busy
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Princess
No you’re not you're just sitting eating sweets you naughty boy
KING
Aaah - well what do you want
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KING
We want all our toys and chocolate back
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Witch
or I'll turn you into a frog
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KING
Aaah Ok then but first you must the monkey must beat me at a game of Tennis
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Music: Tennis sporty music
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Until Monkey hit the king and knocked his crown right off
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All
Now give us back our toys and chocolate
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KING
NO!
first you must beat me at Air Guitar King
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Robots
Lets HEAVY METAL
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Tiger
lets ROCK and ROLL
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Witch
Lets Witchy boogie
Princess
lets DISCO
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All
Now give us back our toys and chocolate
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KING
NO!
first you must beat me at a boxing fight
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Music: Boxing
The princess knocks him right out
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KING
My dose hurts All:What
KING
My dose hurts All:Oh his nose hurts
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Princess
Well you have been very naughty
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KING
I’m Sorry
But I get bored being King. Will you all come and play again
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All
Alright then
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Robin Hood
We're the friends of Robin Hood
We've made the naughty king good
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Hip hip Hurray
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